i love how he’s focused on something and when he hears that he gets so happy [x]
Newt and Hermann getting plastered and newt like ‘I have something to tell you don’t laugh at me’
'i won't promise anything'
' i really like you. like romantically'
' nooo dont do that i shouldn't have said anything'
'newton geiszler we are mARRIED.'
You Americans better be fuckin’ happy with decorating your pumpkins and preparing your costumes, in my country there is no such thing as Halloween.
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
on the brightside i forgot to study for my physical science test but i wont have to take it tomorrow due to my dentist appointment
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress